I’ve had it with people. Seriously. HAD IT.

A certain someone is really driving me up a wall this week. Normally when he gets on my nerves it’s his negativity coupled with his snarky, sniping, smart alec comments. He’s always muttering something pissy under his breath about people. Then he does it to me, so I can hear him…obviously thinking he’s being cute or funny. But his ability to do this when I am LEAST in the mood for his nonsense, drives me to want to drink gasoline. Then there are the days when it’s so quiet in here and I can hear him breathing. Er…trying to breath. You know when you watch a movie and someone gets shot in the stomach and they are choking on their own blood and then try to talk? You know how it’s all thick and sticky sounding. This is how he sounds. The icing on the cake is that he has taken up gum chewing this week. Loud, smacking, mouth open gum chewing. Put your ear up to your monitor right now and I’ll bet you can hear him too. Seriously dude. Seriously.

The asshole who lives across the alley, the one who is bound and determined to make us get rid of our dogs, is being a royal prick again. I don’t know why he doesn’t just move out of his shitty apartment. Or maybe get a job so you aren’t home all day. Our dogs do not sit outside barking nonstop. When kids run by our house screaming, or someone walks by with their dog our dogs go outside and bark. That’s what dogs do. All of our neighbors have dogs and they all bark at some point. We have teenagers burning out in the alley and on the corner. The neighbor kids sit outside on their trampoline and literally just SCREAM. For No Reason. So we put the fence back up to limit the area they can access to just behind the house. They can’t go down to the end of the yard by the alley and bark. They can’t run outside to see who is walking by the front of the house. I have no idea if this is going to be sufficient since this asshole is determined to fuck with us. My sister suggested that I take the dogs to her house during the day and see if he still complains. Definitely worth trying but that would mean adding an extra 30 minutes to my morning and evening. I can’t leave them locked in the house for 10 hours either. I certainly can’t afford to pay someone to come over twice a day and let them out. Running out of ideas here. Stupid fucker. This is the same weasel that left an anonymous letter in our mailbox a year ago or so.

Sara Palin enough already. I have had it with her bubbleheaded baby talk. Really. I’m embarrassed to be a woman. I used to think that Hillary was obnoxious but Palin makes me MISS Hillary. I really absolutely can’t take 4 years of this inane cutesy mommy talk.