Because this amuses me to no end, I need a archive of it. Thanks to Crabby Go Lightly for the transcript.

1.
Mel: Because you’re doing something, trying to breastfeed with ah, fucking foreign bodies in you. Was that it?

Oksana: That had nothing to do with it.

Mel: Oh it had nothing to do with what, the fact that you had foreign bodies in there?

Oksana: Correct.

Mel: Correct, okay good. So you’re not lying to me about fake tits?

Oksana: I never have.

Mel: Yes, yes you just did. You said they weren’t. You fucking lied to me before.

Oksana: I didn’t. I never said anything of a kind. You never asked me, I never told you. Or maybe you asked me but I never lied about this.

Mel: Another lie who cares, so, theylook ridiculous get rid of them why don’t you. Anyway, ah, you know…

Oksana: That’s none of your fucking business what they look like.

Mel: It is, it is. They look stupid. I’m just telling you. It’s just an appraisal. Keep ‘em if you want. Look stupid. See if I give a fuck. You know, but they’re too big and they look stupid. They look some some Vegas bitch, they look like a Vegas whore. And you go around sashaying around in your tight clothes and stuff. I won’t stand for that anymore. I don’t want my woman to be that.

Oksana: I don’t walk around in tight clothes. I stay at home for most of the time.

When you go out in public and it’s a fucking embarrassment to me. You look like a fucking bitch on heat. And if you get raped by a pack of n—–s it’ll be your fault, all right? Because you provoked it. You are provocatively dressed all the time. With your fake boobs you feel you have to show off, in tight outfits and tight pants so you can see your pussy from behind. And that green thing today was enough. That’s provocative, okay? I’m telling you, I’m just telling you the truth. I don’t like it. I don’t want that woman. I don’t want you. I don’t believe you anymore. I don’t trust you. I don’t love you. I don’t want you. Okay? Stay in the fucking house. I’m not giving it to but I’ll let you stay there, okay? And I will take care of my child. But I don’t want you anymore.

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2.
Oksana: Yes.

Mel: Stay On This Phone. And don’t hang up on me. I have plenty of energy to drive over there. You understand me? AND I WILL! So just fucking listen to me! Listen to my fucking ranting. Listen to what you do to me.

Oksana: I didn’t do anything to you.

Mel: You’re a pain in the ass!

Oksana: You are ruining my life!

Mel: You make my life so fucking difficult. If you’d be a woman that fucking supports me instead of a woman that sucks off me. And just fucking sucks me dry. And wants and wants! Get [unto?] into this relationship if you’re a good woman and you love me. I don’t believe you anymore! I’m sick of your bullshit! Has any relationship ever worked with you? No!!!!!!

Oksana: Mel, listen to me. You don’t love me. Because somebody who loves does not behave this way.

Mel: Shut the fuck up! I know I’m behaving like this because I know absolutely that you do not love me and you treat me with no consideration. (Here Oksana keeps saying One second one second please, can I may I speak please?) I love you because I treated you with every kindness, every consideration, you rejected. You will never be happy. Fuck you! Get the fuck away from me. But MY DAUGHTER IS IMPORTANT. All right. Now you have one more chance. And I mean it. Now fucking go if you want, but I will give you one more chance. (Panting) You make me want to smoke. You fuck my day up. You care about yourself when I have been so fucking good to you. You’re fucking trying to destroy me.

Oksana: I didn’t do anything. I did not do anything. This is your selfish imagination that’s all.

Mel: Shut the fuck up! You should just fucking smile and bloooow me! Because I deserve it.

Oksana: I am sleeping with a baby. I am waking up every two hours. I fell asleep because I was waiting for you because you weren’t ready to go to the jacuzzi as we agreed.

Mel: Who the fuck cares, we agreed nothing. You agreed, you just fucking expect shit. Go ahead to the goddamn jacuzzi yourself. Go ahead, fuck it, fuck the jacuzzi. It’s a thing. You have no fucking soul.
Oksana: I didn’t blame you for anything!

Mel: And my soul is screaming because you don’t have one to join mine. You have no fucking soul. You can’t give a fuck. I left my wife because we had no spiritual common ground. You and I have none, zero. You won’t even fucking try. (Panting heavily.) You don’t care, you don’t care.

Oksana: You just enjoy insulting me, that’s all.

Mel: Fuck you, I so fucking do because you hurt me so bad. You insult me with every fucking look, every breath, every fucking heartbeat, every fucking selfish heartbeat you have.

Oksana: I did not do anything and I apologize for nothing.

Mel: WHAT, WHAT. You don’t apologize for nothing? Well then you’re a dishonest cunt!

Oksana: Stop screaming.

Mel: Because you need to apologize for a reason.

Oskana: I wanted to peace. I wanted to have peace because you’re unbalanced!

Mel: Keep peace. Well you’re not good enough for me and instinctively I feel that. (Oksana says over him, “You’re unbalanced, you’re unbalanced.”) And I will not be patronized by you and your fucking dishonesty in apologizing.

(Oksana keeps trying to break in saying :“You’re unbalanced. You need medication, You need medication.)

Mel: You don’t apologize because you know you’re wrong.

Oksana: You need medication. You need medication.

Mel: (Word indiscernible) I’ll accept. And if you will not fucking admit that, get the fuck out! And I will make your goddamn life miserable. All right?

Oksana: You need medication.

Mel: What! What!

Oksana: You need medication.

Mel: I need a woman, not a fucking little girl with a fucking dysfunctional cunt. (Breathing heavily.) I need a fucking woman. I don’t need medication. You need a fucking bat to the side of the head, all right? How about that? You need a FUCKING doctor! You need a FUCKING brain transplant. You need a FUCKING, you need a FUCKING soul! I need medication. I need someone who fucking treats me like a man! Like a human being! With kindness! Who understand what GRATITUDE is because I fucking bend over backwards with my balls in a knot to do it all for her and she gives me shit like a fucking sour look! Or says I’m mean. The fuck is that? This is mean! Get it? You get it now? What mean is? Get it? (Heavy panting.) You fucking don’t care about me. I’m having a hard time and fucking yank the rug, you bitch. You fucking selfless bitch (Ed. Note: Freudian slip?) Don’t you dare hang up on me!

Oksana: I can’t listen to this anymore.

Mel: You hang up, I’m coming over there.

Oksana: I’ll call the police.

Mel: What?

Oksana: I’ll call the police.

Mel: You fucking cunt. I’m coming to my house. You’re in my house, honey.

Oksana: Yes, but you, honey – don’t call me honey –

Mel: You’re in MY house. So I’ll call the police and tell them there’s someone in MY house. How ‘bout that?

Oksana: You can do that; that’s fine.

Mel: Fuck you! I don’t involve the police in anything because I stand up for myself. You, you weak cunt, you call the fucking cops.

Oksana: Then I will go to Alyssia’s (spelling not verified) right now.

Mel: Why don’t you fuck off to that cunt bitch Alyssia. She WAS fucking making eyes at me, she’d have sucked me in five seconds. Take that one up with her. I was trying to spare your goddamn feelings! She’d have BLOWN me in five seconds! She’s not your friend. You don’t have any fucking friends except me. And you’re treating me like shit. So that’s why I’m so fucking angry. Because I don’t have any friends. And I try to make one for you and you treat me like shit. And you fucking used me. The CAREER is over, and boy when I said that you lit out of here faster than I’ve ever seen you before. And now you’ll be at Alyssia’s place. You just showed me what you are. Absolutely, unequivocally –

Oksana: I don’t care if you don’t spend another penny. Listen! Listen!

Mel: Fucking (indecipherable) on the money perfect and you’re fucking gone! Fucking perfect! I believe it now. So you watch your ass.

Oksana: Listen, listen, listen to me, Mel.–

Mel: What.

Oksana: I don’t give a damn if you don’t spend another penny on me. I don’t care –

Mel: Oh sure as shit you do because you need your end. (Sentence indecipherable.) You’ll find some other fucker to pay for you.

Oksana: Listen to me –

Mel: I mean leave cunt, bitch, golddigger cunt whore, and that’s what you are. And you have just proved it. You got out of here in record time.

Oksana (voice raising): Because I’m saving my life and I’m saving daughter’s life. That’s what I’m doing. I don’t give a damn about my music and I don’t give a damn about you spending another penny. I’m saving her life.

Mel: Yea, well your awful (phrase unclear) –

Oksana: You almost killed us, did you forget?

Mel: (In a mocking laugh Life for you is a fucking gravy train for you.

Oksana: You were hitting a woman with a child in her hands! You! What kind of man is that? Hitting a woman when she’s holding a child in her hands! Breaking her teeth twice in the face! What kind of man is that?

Mel: Hm, oh, you’re all angry now.

Oksana: You know what?

Mel: Because you fucking deserved it.

Oksana: You’re gonna answer, one day, boy, you’re gonna answer.

Mel: What, what? What are you trying to –

Oksana: Nothing, nothing. I’m not the one to threaten.

Mel: I’ll threaten ya. I’ll put in a fucking rose garden you cunt. You understand that? Because I’m capable of it. You understand that? Get a fucking restraining order. For what? What are you going to get a restraining order for? For me being drunk and disorderly? For hitting you? For what?

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3.
Mel: (um, if come there okay. Get that message?

Well I pay her myself. I found her. She’s my dentist’s ex-babysitter.

Mel: I’ve been paying her. That’s my money that she gets paid with. I’m her employer, not you. You found her. I’m her employer.

Oksana: Fine but if I need to use her I will use her.

Mel: Because I will not pay her if you use her if you bring her to your house. I will fire her and I will do it fast.

Oksana: Okay, then I’ll pay her. Because I need her. She’s good.

Mel: No! You’re paying her with my my money. It doesn’t matter what you give her. It’s my fucking money. You understand? You don’t have your own money. You’re only using my money!

Oksana: You made me moneyless. I used to have $100,000 a year when you met me. You took me, you possessed me, everything I am you own me with my liver and my kidneys and my thoughts and my soul, everything! My career, or whatever it is, pathetic career, whatever it is is yours! You control me like marionette! I don’t belong to myself! Only to you! I can’t do anything and I walk on a eggshells always with you!

Mel: that’s because you’re a fucking using whore. Now I own you. Do not use at your house. I have warned you. She will be fired if she goes to your house. You find that cunt…and you find some other money that’s not mine. Okay?

Oksana: No I’m using (name cut)…?

Mel: She’s fired! Do you understand that! I will fire her!

Because I won’t pay her!

Oksana: Okay, don’t pay her.

Mel: And I will fire her!

Oksana: That’s okay.

Mel: She only works at my house!

Oksana: Well she has nothing to do at your house. The baby’s here.

Mel: The baby should be here and she should work at my house.

Oksana: The baby is where I am. You’re insane.

Mel: be there for long. I will fire (name cut) if she at your house. I will make it known and fire her. I’ll report her to the fucking people that take fucking money from the wetbacks, okay?

Oksana: Mel, you can’t just take a woman who gives you a child, who gives you their entire life, you drag her through god knows what, bad press. I never had a bad word said about me my entire life (Mel in background – ‘Hey cunt!’ ) And then, and then you’re telling me that you take away whatever pennies that you’ve just given to me? I don’t have anything because I’ve given you my life! Three years now!

Mel: I gave you everything, don’t you dare fucking complain to me. I fucking (unclear) you. You don’t fucking count! You’re a fucking using whore!

Oksana: What did I use you for? I’ve given you everything I had.

Mel: Every fucking thing!

Oksana: I’ve given you everything. I’ve been your woman. I’ve given you a child! What the fuck are you talking about?

Mel: (Screaming over Oksana): – That’s all. You would have done it for any fucking (cut). You probably fucked (cut).

Oksana: Wow.

Mel: I know you did , that fucking (unclear).

Oksana: I swear in front of God I never have.

Mel: Fucking ugly man. You don’t give a fuck so long as they pay your fucking rent.

Oksana: I am not a whore, and I’m not a bitch, and I’m not the cunt, and I’m not the user, and I’m not the thief, and all those words. And I’m not a liar. All this, all this lies, all this lies. (Mel’s screaming in background.) I’m not a whore or cunt or thief or prostitute. Or anything that you call me. Or not a user, not a golddigger. I don’t have any money and no property assigned to me. That’s a golddigger for you? Are you insane? Yes, you are, of course. We can hear that because you scream.

Mel: Believe it , bitch, you get everything you want.

Oksana: Don’t call me bitch. Don’t call me –

Mel: You get everything you want.

Oksana: You have no right. I don’t have a penny to me. What kind of golddigging whore is this?

Mel: Oh, god, crying poor now. You can go through money like a fucking whore! You have the fucking dress! You have the tickets. You have the fucking equipment. Funny how it went from 33 to… 33? (word unclear) $12,000.

Oksana: Mel the equipment is instead of payment. If you hire any composer you have to pay $200,000 plus.

Mel: I don’t have to! I can do it for nothing! I don’t need you and I don’t want you doing it. I don’t think you can do it. All right? That’s how little I think of your fucking talent.

Oksana: Well that’s clear now. It’s all coming. Everything’s coming out now.

Mel: It’s the fucking truth. Fuck you, you’re a fucking whore! (Unclear.)

Oksana: All you want to do is shove me in a whole, and sit me at home. So much for your promise, I want to let you fly. This is so bullshit! It’s just arrogant bullshit! You never meant to do that.

Mel: (Phrase unclear) You fly now cunt!

Oksana: What?

Mel: Fly away!

Oksana: What?

Mel: I gave you every fucking opportunity.

Oksana: And I’ve done extremely well! But nobody asked you to spend so much money on the videos and everything. And why do you count my food out of my mouth. Why do you do that? I live with you. I gave you a baby. We’re together. And you’re counting them and summary it all up? And why do you knot separate those two? If you count the food in my mouth, why don’t you separate it? And how about you giving me money and I’m feeding you and going shopping all the time and buying you extravagant presents?

Oksana: What are you talking about, you fucking ignorant bitch! I don’t understand you. You’re saying stupid shit. How dare

Oksana: I have to go to the baby.

Mel: – (phrase unclear) money instead of the credit card. Don’t you get it?

Oksana: Goodbye Mel. Baby’s crying. I have to go.

Mel: Go look after my child!

Oksana: She’s my child too.

Mel: Yea, I know unfortunately, you cunt whore. I hope she doesn’t turn out like you! (He slams the phone down.)

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4.
Mel: What the fuck do you hope you’ll accomplish with that? What are you hoping you’ll accomplish with that? What are you gonna pay me back?If you do that, it’s over. (heaving panting.) It’s over now. Fuck you. How dare you act like such a bitch when I’ve been so fucking nice.

Oksana: I did not blame you.

Mel: You said I was mean. You were fucking annoyed at me. For what reason? I did nothing but be nice to you.

Oksana: What?

Mel: I’ve done nothing but be nice to you.

Oksana: I didn’t blame you last night.

Mel: (word unclear) little bitch this morning for.

Oskana: I wasn’t doing anything.

Mel: What did I do? And you said, ‘Oh, also earlier today, you – oh never mind.’ What the fuck were you going to say?’

Oksana: I was going to say about last night, that’s all.

Mel: Why because I let you sleep? That’s my fucking mistake. I should have woke you up and said, fucking blow me, bitch. I should have fucking woken you up and said, ‘blow me.’ You would have liked that better, yeah? You (?) the goddamn sleep.

Oksana: We were supposed to go to jacuzzi and you said you have to wait for something.

Mel: Well, why did you have to wait?

Oksana: You said.

Mel: Why didn’t you go to the goddamn Jacuzzi?

Oksana: I’m afraid, it’s dark outside.

Mel: Fuck it.

Oksana: I just waited for you. I waited and waited until I fell asleep and then–

Mel: Waited and waited, like two and a half fucking minutes! You’re fucking snoring. Don’t you dare (word unclear). You’re blaming me right now! Now I’m blaming you! You went to sleep and didn’t blow me! I deserve to be blown first before the fucking Jacuzzi!. Word unclear. How dare you! How fucking dare you! (Heavy panting then a scream.) You wanted the number of my therapist? Don’t you ever speak to him? Don’t you ever speak to him! Find your own goddamn therapist.

Oksana: You need medication.

Mel: Because you got problems more than me.

Oksana: You need medication.

Mel: You know how to push my buttons. And it’s not going to work with us. It’s not! I can’t get like this anymore. And you know you’re doing it. And you’re a liar, and you’re dishonest, and you’re fucked up. So you stay the fuck away from me. Take care of your fucking son, and I better have my daughter. I just want my daughter and a maid. It’s a lost less fucking trouble. They clean up after themselves. They make their goddamn bed, which you did not. You don’t have to worry about emotional blackmail or any of the other bullshit that you put me through. I just need a nice woman to look after my beautiful. And I don’t have to fuck her or anything. You’re a pain the ass. YOU’RE A PAIN IN MY ASS. Stop being that. You’re a pain in my ass. Nothing but…

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5.
Mel: – You need to ask for that when you know the trouble I’m in!

Oksana: I’ve never used your box. Never once did I ask you. This is the first time because your relationship with Sasha is so fucked up because of your violence. I was trying to make amends with – between you and him. Not make amends, be a diplomat between you and him.

Mel: I just want to tell you that the box is gone because of you.

Oksana: Not because of me, because you have to feed an army! Why is it because of me? What kind of bullshit is this?

Mel: Because I spend too much goddamn money on you! And my wife knows it’s you!

Oksana: How much money do you spend on me? You don’t spend more money on me than on anybody else.

Mel: I spent more than $5 million on you!

Oksana: That’s not on me, that was, that was—(Mel is speaking in the background but his sentence is indecipherable.)

Mel: Just say thank you!

Oksana: That was signed to the record label.

Mel: Just say thank you now!

Oksana: I always said thank you.

Mel: (Phrase unclear) nooww because I doubt you!

Oksana: I know you doubt me. I don’t care anymore.

Mel: I think you’re fucking gouging me.

Oksana: I don’t care anymore, okay? I don’t want you either. That’s it.

Mel: Good, that makes it real clear. That was so easy. The minute I pull the plug you’re out of here.You can’t handle (word unclear) Because you’re a whore and a bitch. You’re not getting another fucking. (Sentence unclear.) I’ll take care of the child.

Mel: Mel I’m saving…I cannot be with somebody like this! You don’t love me. You don’t love me. (Mel continues to talk in the background). This is not somebody who loves me. This is some completely offbalanced person who absolutely hates me! Why do you hate me so much and what did I do to you? Everything you say about me is bullshit! It’s bullshit. It’s bullshit.

Mel: You used me and you are killing me! You’ve proven to me what you were and what I said you were – a fucking user!—

Oksana: It’s bullshit and I only left to save – . It’s bullshit

Mel: You fucking used me! I will never forgive you!(panting heavily) I will never forgive you for what you’ve done to me! You fucking bitch!

Oksana: You ruined my life. And you didn’t give me a penny!

Mel: You ruined (word unclear) first. I ruined your life. How did I ruin your life? I gave you shit! You gave me nothing but grief, all right? And bad publicity, you cunt! How did I ruin your life?

Oksana: You destroyed my reputation and you’re the meanest person I know.

Mel: I did not destroy it because that shit (word unclear)!

Oksana: You’re the meanest person.

Mel: What?

Oksana: You’re very mean.

Mel: Yea, you know what mean is now, don’t you?

Oksana: You’ve always been.

Mel: So don’t call me mean when I’ve been nice to you. (Phrase is indecipherable as Oskana says “You’re very jealous and you’re very mean.) Because I’d like to show you what mean really is. Bitch, cunt, whore, golddigger – all true. You fucking proved it to me. If you’re ever interested in proving otherwise, let me know if you don’t care I’ll know you know what you’re too. Look at yourself. And look what you’ve done. Look what you’ve fucking done. Look at your son. He’s a fucking mess. You fucking excuse for a mother. You’re a fucking bitch.

Oksana: You’re the worst father I ever met. Goodbye.

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6.

Oksana: What are you talking about?

Mel: You’re out of here in 15. I’ve never seen you clear out of here so fast as when I said I’d pull the plug on your f-cking lustic bullshit. (Phrase indecipherable) was f-cking comedy.
You’ve told me hundred times you were going to pull the plug. And you will.

Mel: And I’m serious this time.
Oksana: I know and I don’t give a damn. I’m just saving my child’s life because YOU ARE A MONSTER! That’s all! You’re a monster!

Mel: Okay, you’re yelling now?

Oksana: Okay? You are a complete monster. You don’t give a damn about the f-cking career, which you spent money on, not me. I never asked you to do that. Ever!

Mel: You f-cking bitch! You asked me for money all the time. And you had my money. To the tune of hundreds of thousands of dollars. So don’t you say you didn’t ask for it. You asked for every penny (sentences unclear).

Oksana: I don’t have anything. And I’ve signed the paper, I’ve signed – I’ve signed the paper that enables me – I can’t get anything from you ever. Nor can I ask of anything.

Mel: You’re a piece of sh-t! How dare you lie like that!

Oksana: I’ve signed the paper.

Mel: You dishonest, f-cking, golddigging cut now I’m sure you wh*re.

Oksana: I have signed a paper! I don’t want anything from you.

Mel: You have my child and she doesn’t need a gold digging, f*cking Russian c*nt, wh*re for a mother! We all know what you are! I will have that child, easily.

Oksana: I’m sorry? You will not have this child.

Mel: They won’t let you keep her because they’ll know what you are.

Oksana: Mel, you’re imbalanced. There’s something wrong with you. You need medication.

Mel: Oh you shut you! You f-cking (robbed me? Phrase unclear.)

Oksana: You cannot raise this child with this symptoms.

Mel: What?

Oksana: You’re acting as a crazy man right now. And you have been for many many months. And you hit me and you hit her whilst she was in my hands! (Mel’s speaking in the background but it’s unclear what she’s saying.) Mel, you’re losing your mind. You need medication.

Mel: You need a f-cking kick up the a—for being a b-tch, c-nt, golddigging wh-re with a p-ssy son. And I want my child and no one will believe you. So f-ck you. And I’m not giving you my house and you can rot! Unless you crawl back, suck my c-ck, and say you’re sorry, in that order. Do you understand me! You f–cking offend my fucking maleness, my masculinity, my being, my soul. And you call me a sinner! You’re a f-cking moving violation! If you get raped it’s your fault for showing off your fake tits, like there some special deal? How much did they cost, those fakers?

Oksana: Are you crazy?
Mel: You complain about mastitis? They’re fake, baby. (Word unclear) you got little bladders in there. You think I’m an idiot?

Oksana: Have you said everything?

Mel: I’ve said nothing. You need to say a lot to assuage my insanity because you make me this way.

Oksana: I didn’t make you this way.

Mel: You fucking did so.

Oksana: You were born this way. And you yell and scream and threaten everybody around you. Everybody’s pussyfooting around you because they’re all scared shitless out of you.
Mel: You know why! They’re all a bunch of f-cking using c-nts! Like you! You’re like every other f-cker!
Oksana: You’re paying them money! And they will never tell you the truth. They will never tell you the truth [because of] who you are because you’re paying them money. Inclusive of your psychiatrist! Who should send you to a neurologist because you are imbalanced and you need medication. And he’s just taking your money.

Mel: What are you a f-cking expert?

Oksana: Yes.

Mel: F-ck off!

Oksana: You are completely off your mind. I’ve never seen anybody like this. You have a schizophrenia.

Mel: Because…

Oksana: Because you’re born like this my dear. You are so spoiled. You have biggest ego and you let yourself (word unclear.)

Mel: You hurt me too badly.

Oksana: My God, what an ego! Nobody would dare tell you that! You’re paying them money, for God’s sake.

Oksana: Nobody will tell you that, you’re paying them money.

Mel: Oh, like you, huh? Like you! (screaming unclear)

Oksana: I don’t need anything from you, okay? I will disappear from your life just like I came in.

Mel: (Phrase unclear) f-cking credit card, you callous c-unt. You never even say f-cking thank you.

Oksana: Yes, I have. Many times.

Mel: Well say thank you every goddamn five minutes. And not call me mean. And not look at me sideways. Just suck my c-ck! Damn you f-cking c-nt wh-re, that’s all you’re good for. That’s about all your f-cking good at! Much better than f-cking music! You there?

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7.
(Phone rings.) Oksana: Hello.

Mel : Oh you’re there. I just want you to know that your whole relationship with me, everything about you is an offense to me, and offended me and pissed me off. Did you get my last message about me being a bad father and Tim being a great dad now?

Oksana: No.

Mel: You didn’t hear that one? Well you should go and f—k him. You know, you fickle c—t. Because I don’t care. You offend me on every f-cking level. You offend me on every f-cking level. I despise you. I don’t want you back. You have proven yourself to me. You’re not a f-cking woman I want. You can’t hang. You’re not a f-cking woman. You’re a f-cking fake, you’re a f—king sham. You don’t know what the f—k it means to make a man happy. You didn’t make me f—ing happy. I couldn’t make you happy with the best I did for anybody ever, ever. You f-cking glum cunt! You didn’t crack a smile with the tree ceremony out there! Nothing! What the f-ck do I have to do? And remember who’s f-cking roof you’re under! You ingrate bitch! And that’s it!

Mel: The game’s over, okay? The game’s over. Let the new games begin. You can get it on with anybody else and your son can watch, what is it, number 45 he’s going to have to look at? F-cking good. So f-cking sorry I had a child with you. Now I am, now that I see you. I hope you f-cking don’t sleep. I hope you f-cking waste. You f-cking ruined me! You f-cking ingrate. I’m so mad, I’m so angry and this is not the nicotine, this is the truth. You f-cking don’t love me one bit. You know it, you using bitch. (Mel hangs up.)