Foreverpurple

Direct from the WTF category… this mornings dream.

The first part I remember is walking around between baseball fields, like in Newcastle. I stopped in to use the restroom but I think it was only to check a bump in my mouth. I had a red bump just inside my lip. While I was examining it in the mirror a woman came up and started talking to me. Clearly it was a sales pitch for something or other. I pinched the bump and red stuff that I suppose was blood but looked like marinara sauce came out. I was weirded out by this and had to keep going to get tissue to wipe this stuff off my fingers. I don’t know why I just didn’t turn on the water and wash my hands. Anyway the red stuff stopped and I pinched again and it looked like TOOTHPASTE was coming out of the hole. This went on far too long with this woman still babbling at me the whole time as if this was nothing unusual to her. It was coming out just like toothpaste too, a long white snake of toothpaste from my inner cheek. When I finally got the last of the …whatever it was…out, I was left with a large hole in my inner mouth. It didn’t hurt or anything so I washed up and left. The woman was still standing there trying to sell me whatever she was peddling.

Next I remember I was riding a big wheel through Newcastle. :drive: I think I was dressed like a bum or my hair was a mess. Something was wrong because I was trying to keep from looking at people so they wouldn’t recognize me. I was more concerned about my hair than the fact I was riding a big wheel. :headslap: I was stopped next to the sidewalk, where BHP&L used to be, talking to someone when I noticed a 18 wheeler driver put three cats on the sidewalk and drive off. I rode my big wheel up to the cats, they were beautiful and there was one especially I wanted to take home. When I started to touch it I realized it’s fur was full of bugs, big weird bugs! There were two of these 4 inch bright green with black stripes beetles. I couldn’t bring myself to touch them, I was too skeeved out by the bugs but I really wanted to take the cat home. I was torn over what to do, how to get rid of the bugs and save the cats but without having to touch the bugs.

That’s all I remember. You know I had a big wheel as a kid but I never was able to truly ride it, the front wheel would just spin in place when I tried to pedal. Maybe it traumatized me more than I knew! LOL