10. She doesn’t live across the street
9. She’s too smooth for her own good
8. She makes doing the right thing all the time look easy
7. She never stays long enough
6. She’s never petty or judgmental
5. She can make a broken foot look good
4. She is ALWAYS at rehearsal
3. She won’t show me her bewbies anymore
2. She is a crazy talented writer
1. She got 5000 hits from Stumble Upon in a matter of hours